"The Great Tale", Chapter One: The Beginning

Hello, my name is Matt. I am the creator of this incredible site called Songwriting Forums. I would now like to share with you my journey

my struggle Mad

my sacrafice Sad

... my story.

At this point, you are most likely shaking your head and murmering "What the hell" under your breath. Well, before i really begin, Id like to say a few things about this 3-part tale that I will tell.

1. This story will be told in the most epic way possible, so deal with it affraid

2. It is late. I am tired. If this story ends up looking like someone who is on crack wrote it, you now know why. drunken

3. Shut up.
4. This story MUST be told.

Now I will really begin.

Our story begins one chilly day on March 4th, 2006. It is a windy day with nothing to do. Most of my friends are out of town, so I really had no one to talk to. The girl that I like had not been on AIM--IN TWO WEEKS!!!! Sad

I was sad. I was depressed. I was on the verge of tears Sad

Oooooooooooook, not really tears, but you get the point.

By now, I think that it is very appropriate to point out that I absolutely love music. I adore it. I had an account on the forum site called "Musicain Forums", but I tried to change my username and everything got sooo messed up that I cannot even log onto it anymore. So, I decided to create an account on another forum site called Ultimate-Guitar, but I must have said something wrong, because I ended up getting banned 49 times and as it stands now I will be unbanned in 138 years, 8 months, and 3 days. Yes. I suck.

I had nowhere to go to express my musical opinions or chat with fellow music-luvas. I didnt know what to do. So one day I sat down, gave it some thought, and decided to create my own music forum site. It didnt take long to make it, and it ended up looking pretty darn cool. Soon after, my partner in crime John (AKA Chick-Fil-A) joined and became moderator... and us two, possesing more natural rockingness than anyone ever, began to operate SWF........

BUT WOULD WE BE STOPPED BY THE MAN?!?!?!?!? STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT IN PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!

.....Oh, and by the way, if you read this, you damn well better post a comment Wink